April 2013
117 posts
fatwink:
*pre-heats oven to 420°* time to get baked *gets inside oven*
little-red-cover:
tomsandconverse:
harryderpstyles:
Interviewer: You can do whatever you want.
Liam: Not really.
Louis: No.
Harry: We still get arrested.
*management gives them cue to stop talking from behind cameras*
Reaction:
I need the video for this
nayx:
wasnt aware that we had so many weed smokers on this website, well [chuckles] aint that a laugh [dials 911]
lavagoth:
take a moment today to remember there was actually a show on tv called yo momma
There are five sides to Tumblr
Side one: Pictures of Starbucks and girls who have dip-dyed hair
Side two: People crying over fictional gay couples
Side three: genuinely fucked up people looking for support and a place they don't have to hide. An escape.
Side four: porn.
Side five: BANDSBANDSBANDSBANDSBANDS
gtaire:
r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager
australiansanta:
twins are just room mates but in the womb
womb mates
rneerkat:
when we up in the club all eyes on us all noses on us all mouths on us. people are rubbing their faces on us what kind of club is this
oldrocknrollin:
jediteaparty:
arauj0:
aangnog:
i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”
and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”
also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”
and “tit” is a contraction of “touch it”
switchbladetheoneandonly:
ponetasmagoria:
I am kinda terrified of Justin Bieber
if you think about it
he has direct command over an army of teenage girls who threaten death without a second thought at the mere mention of another girl’s name
imagine what would happen if he actually demanded sacrifice
I’VE BEEN SAYING THIS AND NO ONE LISTENS
bigstupidbaby:
there is a simple answer to everything and its usually no
hungryzekes:
jesterx2:
batceline:
the worst part of creating an original character is figuring out their last name
I go through cemeteries and jot down the most interesting ones.
why go outside when there’s google
the-awesomeness-of-doitsu:
starvingfartist:
i knew you were trouble when you walked in
now im lion on the cold hard ground
OH MY GOD
kyla-in-the-tardis:
youatthebarricadelistentothis32:
allthebeautifulreasons:
youatthebarricadelistentothis32:
Instead of planking or owling or whatever, we need to start enjolrasing. Like just fall backwards off of anything with a large piece of fabric in your hands
you have no idea how cold it is to enjolras off a snow drift
Oh my god, you are my new favorite person for actually...
me: *gets upset when no one knows about my favorite band*
me: *gets upset when everyone finds out about my favorite band*
itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:
h4te:
i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free
that’s called night robbery
theatticdemos:
ISNT IT WEIRD HOW SLEEP EXISTS LIKE WE REACH A POINT IN OUR DAY WHERE WE ARE “TIRED” AND SO WE LAY DOWN UNTIL WE FALL UNCONSCIOUS AND WAKE UP WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
klainemakesout:
thebrotherswinchester:
being part of a fandom has made me really good at having quiet, contained mental breakdowns
like if you saw me in public you would never guess that at that very moment i was having a complete emotional upheaval over fictional characters
you would have no idea
also, you wouldn’t be able to tell if i’m reading hardcore gay porn right in front of your...
xsottile:
Today in AP Bio we were talking about how some animals have anti-freeze compounds in their blood to keep them warm, and this kid just leaned over to me and whispered,
“Canadians”
crankkky:
dont even talk to me unless u have this hairstyle
