Gallimaufry!

I wish I wasn’t so jealous about my friendships.

toograceful:

My girl-crushes.

I swear, I find myself way more attracted to celebrity girls than guys. I guess I just like to look at things that are pleasing to the eye. Like landscapes and wildlife and my boyfriend and decadent food and women. 

Spot on.

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tim-rousbeastie:

whoa.
this will be my kids one day. no, seriously.

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atheistoverdose:

May be a repost but i’m going for it. woo hoo!

follow for the best atheist posts on tumblr

alexinthetardis:

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Our friend group. So Much.

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you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop 

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Book club with authors

• Suzanne Collins: "Finnick and Annie returned to district 4 and had a child togeth-"
• JK Rowling: No no no! What are you doing, you can't let that character live. You have to be ruthless. You have to rip out the reader's heart.
• Suzanne Collins: But he really doesn't need to die
• JK Rowling: DO YOU WANT A BEST SELLER?!
• Suzanne Collins: Yes bu-
• JK Rowling: THEN KILL HIM
• Stephenie Meyer: Hey Jo maybe you could help me with breaking daw-
• JK Rowling: Be quiet Stephenie

EA GAMES

challenge everything

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sociallyinadequate:

This will never stop being funny.

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californian-directioner:

vvoodroffe:

how can you not piss yourself when doing that omg

HAHAHAHAHA OMFG

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